Dear Nick
*This is a letter I have written but never sent to Billy's best friend, Nick. He has a crush on me. I don't have a crush on him. No way.
Dear Nick
Thank you for being a good friend to Billy. If it wasn't for you I'm sure he'd be in a lot more trouble a lot more often. Your sensitive, sweet and fearful nature has been his saviour on so many occasions.
For example do you remember the time you and Billy got caught stealing Yellow Belly Beer from the Yellow Yacht club? Well if it hadn't been for you I'm sure he'd never have been caught and what would that have taught him? It was your little shrieks of fear and constant asking of where to find the toilets that alerted the security guards. Thank goodness for your weak bladder! A night in BlueTown Police Station is the wake up call he needed...okay so it didn't wake him up that much but it's a start!
It must be hard work being Billy's best friend, especially a good boy like you who loves his mother and does his homework. You'll never know just how grateful I am that he's hanging out with you and not that crazy gang who terrorize old ladies in BlueTown Square.
Nick, I know that wonderful things are just around the corner for you.
One day you will find the girl of your dreams and she will be everything you wished for and more. You'll get married, have kids and live in a nice house in Clementine Crescent.
You'll have beautiful green kids who look just like you and you'll all attend church on a Sunday.
Thing is though...I am not that girl!
Nick you are one of the nicest guys I know but...will you please please stop stalking me!
I really can't be your girlfriend. Sorry.
BlueGirl
